The Beta Male

[The following is a comment I posted at, perhaps, the greatest new blog ever created in the last couple days.]

Home, home at least! I have found the tightie whitie, tight-knit circle of acceptance that I've been half-heartedly searching for my whole life! Well, some of my life, anyway--but that's what bein' beta is all about: the glory of mediocrity, letting the spotlight warm you while standing around it, but not in it...I propose--not boldly--Beta Male t-shirts--not muscle shirts, though: Bein' Beta: There's Honor in Adequacy, Sucka EmCees!

Betas Unite!
Mace... out