Genius!
Props to Nathan for the heads up on this. My favorite: "If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, 'Two seconds till.' After you ask, 'Two seconds to what?' he roundhouse kicks you in the face."
posted by Mason @ 1:47 PM
6 Comments:
At 6:57 PM,
Jean. said…
Um...I am really, really ashamed to admit this, but I used to watch Walker, Texas Ranger religiously.
It was my family's "thing" at 9pm on Saturdays.
Oh God, I'm so embarrassed...and sometimes, when I wasn't home--I'd tape the show because I didn't want to miss it.
I know, I know. I am scum.
At 12:03 AM,
Anonymous said…
You need a sausage link to Pat's blog because I can never remember the damn link.
At 11:42 AM,
Mason said…
I've always had a link to Pat: "I call him Poats in bed."
At 12:13 PM,
Mason said…
Dodge: I'd lie down for you before I'd lie down for Norris, any Chuckin' day.
At 12:57 PM,
ZINNEL said…
I love that page.
My favorites:
"If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris."
"A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."
At 4:27 PM,
Mason said…
"If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down."
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