Another Co-Author Post!

Naughtilie and I were wondering if we have taken a billion bites out of a single food, any food--even cornanas.


We mean, a billion is a lot--like, a lot. We agrued if it was even possible:

INT. TA Office, AH210

Naughtilie and Mace swivel in office chairs.

NAUGHTILIE
Well if you think about it, tee-hee-hee,
you prob'ly take about 20 bites per meal.
And three meals a day, that's about 60--

MACE
(Raises fist)
No! No! No! Because, like, do chews count
as bites?!

NAUGHTILIE
What about cats? If cats ate the same food
their entire lives--

MACE
They DO eat the same food their entire lives!

Doesn't "Fatboy" look happy eating the same food his entire life?

Mace and Naught...out (tee-hee-hee)