Which Reminds Me...

...lovely Patrick will be in town Friday night. This means--yes, you guessed it--Blue Bricks, fo shizzy. This means Patrick's Windsor Cokes, fo shizzy. This means darts, fo maybeez? This means peeing on Amanda's Saturn, fo shizzy. This means perhaps the last time Patrick will see Kato for a long time, fo unfortunate shizzy.

Sire will be there. If Sire and Patrick aren't enough of a reason to drink and eat the delicious that Blue Bricks offers (Michele tells me their Pesto Cheesebread is new and improved), I don't know what more coaxing you need. Here goes: This is not like the last time I tempted you all to join us; this may just be Patrick's fo shizzy-fo shizzy last time. For me, it'll be like a rear-naked choke, as in "all choked up." There's no tapping-out of this one though. The only concession after this will be visiting Patrick in Baltimore, or during St. John hobbit-like holiday feasts in Prescott.

Unless you're lame, and have left Kato by Friday, we'll see you there.

Mace...out