I didn't play any hockey over break. :( However, that's probably a good thing, since I can't skate to save my ass. Wielding a hockey stick gives me some balance and support, and so I play hockey better than I skate unassisted.
I bought my brother a new stick for xmas. He got pissed at a ref for calling a slashing penalty on him and broke his old sherwood on the crossbar. Then, he got tossed from the arena. Idiot.
4 Comments:
At 4:43 PM, Anonymous said…
Correction: "I played hockey one time and this is what happened. Fuck these skates!"
However, you play much better than me.
At 9:34 PM, Mason said…
You're the one who offered to lick my pussing wounds for a dollar.
At 8:21 AM, Michael David MacBride said…
I didn't play any hockey over break. :( However, that's probably a good thing, since I can't skate to save my ass. Wielding a hockey stick gives me some balance and support, and so I play hockey better than I skate unassisted.
At 12:45 PM, Anonymous said…
I bought my brother a new stick for xmas. He got pissed at a ref for calling a slashing penalty on him and broke his old sherwood on the crossbar. Then, he got tossed from the arena. Idiot.
Darren
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