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11.28.2006

I Play with Kittens

Remember all those nice things I wrote about Willow? Deleted. Amanda, where's the squirt bottle?

And no: This is not a poorly thought-out scheme to get readers back to Ants. In fact, this is probably the last thing I should do to get my humble readership back.

Also no: That greenish skin tint is not my camera's doing. That's probably from Wii-mote radiation or something.

Mace... Bad kitty.

16 Comments:

  • At 5:36 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    See what happens when you toy with the cat of 1000 truths? You get bitch scratched!

    And yes I was hoping someone noticed that I misspelled it. I'm a nerd I know.

    I'll be getting Wii soon I hope. Maybe for X masses.

    PACE

    kev

     
  • At 9:15 PM, Blogger Sethy Go Bragh! said…

    If you really want your readership back, you should start posting photos of a little farther north--ifyaknowwhatImean heh heh.

     
  • At 9:33 PM, Blogger Mason said…

    Were I to do that, Blogger would be destroyed from the sight of those musty Norther regions.

     
  • At 10:49 PM, Blogger Jean. said…

    So, it took a kittykitty to bring you back, huh?

    Welcome, sir. Now put some pants on.

     
  • At 11:32 PM, Blogger Mason said…

    Yes. Apparently, Willow's mutant power is to rekindle old habits in people she scratches. It took a lot of scratching, but now, it seems, I've shed enough blood to blog again.

    Fair warning: If she scratches so much that I start Dungeon Mastering a weekly campgaign of Forgotten Realms (again), she's going back to the Humane Society.

     
  • At 3:09 PM, Blogger Darren said…

    "...I start Dungeon Mastering a weekly campgaign of Forgotten Realms (again..."

    Werd is Bond, my geek brotha.

    Welcome back.

     
  • At 7:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Good girl :)

     
  • At 6:29 PM, Blogger Jason said…

    IT'S ALIIIIIIIVE!

    I mean . . . er . . . there you are. Cute kitty. Too much man-thigh, though.

     
  • At 6:44 PM, Blogger Mason said…

    There will be no complaining about man-thigh in thisss ssspace.

     
  • At 10:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    It scratches you because its not brown.

     
  • At 10:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Mace, glad to see you blogging again.

    The only two things that are a little weird to me are:

    1) You're turning into a big sappy teddy bear who posts about cute things like kiddies.

    2) You still end most of your posts with the Ryan Seacrest catchphrase. That's wrong in a lot of ways. Ways that I don't have time to elaborate on right now.

    Johnson

     
  • At 2:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You know a wise man once said:

    If you HAD to choose between:

    A) Having Sex with a Buffalo

    or

    B) something else I can't remember

    Jared would choose A...

     
  • At 6:37 PM, Blogger Mason said…

    Johnse: Amatuers borrow; professionals steal. And my sign-off is completely ripped off from Tycho Brahe--the Penny-Arcade one, not that lame astronomer.

    PA Tycho gave the phrase "wang clip." What did that other Tycho ever do for us?

     
  • At 9:21 PM, Blogger M. said…

    Those are just love scratches.

     
  • At 6:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I'm kind of dissapointed you posted twice about your kitten, but didn't link to .

     
  • At 10:43 PM, Blogger Nathan said…

    So you were back, but now it's been nearly twenty days since an update. Are you teasing us? Are you making a mockery of our insatiable desire to know every last detail of all that is Mason? I think you are.

    Faster pussycat! Kill! Kill!

     

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